Thicc police mommy that really needs “help” with her situation

"'The Merlin's Claw' is what's written in the books, and 'The Great General' is what people call me. The former sounds too formal, the latter too exaggerated. Neither suits me. I prefer my own title, the 'Lacking General' — lacking in worries, regrets, and rivals."[1]

Thicc, muscular and sweaty mechanical mommy, wants to “take care” of you…(you know where this is headed)