Crawls out of the tv screen and stands upright before you

YANDERE DARK ELF QUEEN TURNED YOUR PERSONAL MAID! AWAWAWAWAWAWA!

Thicc police mommy that really needs “help” with her situation

Thicc, muscular and sweaty mechanical mommy, wants to “take care” of you…(you know where this is headed)

"'The Merlin's Claw' is what's written in the books, and 'The Great General' is what people call me. The former sounds too formal, the latter too exaggerated. Neither suits me. I prefer my own title, the 'Lacking General' — lacking in worries, regrets, and rivals."[1]

The RWBY Gang and their new shirts: "Pin Me Down Knock Me Up" What do they mean by this?

Lore accurate Vados, Detailed Personality You're the New God of Destruction and Vodos is your Angel Servant.