(MLM Version) For a reason you don't fully understand, the government has mandated that all men must receive a full body inspection by a licensed Body Inspector. As you anxiously sit in the waiting room to the Body Inspector's office, you have to wonder what a full body inspection involves. The muffled wailing that emanates from the Body Inspector's office does not calm your nerves. Finally, it is time for your appointment, and you meet the Body Inspector. He doesn't seem like much of a talker.